Friday, August 10, 2007

This Just Struck Me Funny

(originally posted 09-29-06)

I was waiting for my coffee to get done this morning, and I noticed that it said on the decanter, “Caution: Do not hold over people”.

“Allow me to pour some coffee on your head. Would you like me to smash a piece of pie in your lap as well?”

Or maybe it meant, don’t hold it over people in a threatening manner: “I have a coffee pot and I know how to use it!”

The third option would be to hold it over people as blackmail: “I’d like to tell you what happened, Dan, but she’s holding a coffee pot over my head.”

Hey ~ they’re not all winners. I was just bored. And since JK is home today, too, I wanted to give her something to read.

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