Monday, December 23, 2013
Christmas Shopping Do's and Don'ts
Even if one happens to live with the person on our gift list, some categories are fraught with danger.
Let's say the recipient likes alternative rock. Well, what the hell is that? I could well end up buying a CD by One Direction, which I have found, through my reading, is actually a boy band, swooned over by twelve-year-olds across the globe. Would my husband like that? I'm thinking no
If I went with my own taste in music, I would buy a CD of songs from the TV show, Nashville. My husband hates country music. He would mark that gift down as one of the worst ever, eclipsed only buy the three-pack of tube socks his mom bought him when he was nine.
Bottom line - music lovers have already purchased any music they really like. A CD you buy them is going to be shoved on a shelf with the shrink-wrap still tightly affixed.
Who knows what anybody thinks smells good? Every scent I test in the store leaves me smelling like a cheap hooker. And you can't rub that stuff off, you know. Once you spray it, you're stuck with it. It's like that Seinfeld episode about the stinky car. No matter what Jerry tried, he couldn't get rid of the smell. He ended up abandoning the car, and even thieves refused to take it.
My husband is intent on buying me something to wear. I keep telling him, don't do it. I'll just have to return it, and what kind of gift requires the recipient to slog to the store and stand in line at the return counter for half an hour, and then end up with store credit that they can never use because nothing in the #(!~## store fits?
My spouse has deduced that I am a size "small" because I'm short. He hasn't yet figured out that he has to factor in the width.
As a shopper, buying apparel for another female is impossible. We, as females, might get the size right, but who knew that our friend doesn't care for chartreuse?
No wonder we end up with our go-to of scarves and mittens.
WHAT DOES THAT LEAVE?
What it leaves is, you write down exactly what you want. If you are too lazy to write it down, you get nothing.
AS FOR ME
I don't require much. Maybe a book. Or a nice dinner out.
Or maybe just a lazy-day nap.
Although that's hard to wrap up and tie with a bow.
Tonight I listened to some Merle Haggard songs. And I sang along. And I cried. I didn't want to ever have to write this. I&...
I don't plan to discuss American Idol here very often. Face it, you read about it everywhere . Who needs another blog about it? That s...
Well, I did it. Not only did I accomplish the goal of writing 14 songs in 28 days, but I actually wrote 16! So, here you go. They'...
(Yes, I had a career impersonating Meryl Streep.) I suppose all the upper-middle class gals in 1973 took it for granted that they would...